By: Amy Fix

LUPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it! Thank you, AS, for confirming what I already knew in my deepest dyke soul and facilitating what will surely be the best match of my life! I mean, ahem, besides my current partner of 24 years, of course.
Also, I just need to add that I would have been very happy with Jess or Max, but Max is a teensy bit too femme for me and Jess seems like she could be harder to talk with and reminds me of actual exes who could not open up…
One more thing: it was close to impossible to choose a teen crush object because the real and accurate answer was ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Jessie (popular), Alex (butch, out, and did not care what they said), Jennifer (amazing soccer player who gave zero fucks), Emily (winsome weird poet artist femme), that older girl in my marching band rifle line, and so many others…
But in the end I picked the one that would be most likely to get me to Lupe, because Lupe.