By: Faustine

In reply to Sam.

“As we all know, the litmus test of compatibility is willingness to poop whilst making eye contact with your significant other, and how many of us can say we did that within 7 months??”

Happily married for eleven years here (together for fourteen), and I just barely accept my partner walking past the locked bathroom door while I’m on the toilet. I figure that one of us is going to become old and decrepit sooner than the other anyway, so why be in such a rush to unapologetically fart in front of each other or share bathroom time? We’ll get there, whether we want to or not. ?

(Also, I’m not a native anglophone, so this is just a super weird relationship standard I hear a lot about online, but never in real life)