Carlytron is Your Tuesday Televisionary, Also Can Wear a Pencil Skirt & Dodge Bullets

A bunch of my regular shows weren't on this week -- which was actually a good thing, 'cause the drama ensuing from the LiLo/Sam Ronson breakup is more than adequately taking up the time I would normally spend watching Gossip Girl. But there's always plenty of exciting avenues to travel down/talk about before May sweeps heats up.