By: Oliver Damascus

In reply to Oliver Damascus. I realize that 9 and 3/4 should go to Harry Potter, but the number system got improvised after he'd already made the list, so. Also maybe the Geordi-never-gets-laid thing isn't racism because Worf gets Troi? But anyway Geordi is way cooler/hotter/better than Worf in all ways and he and...Data?...should totally have fallen in love and gotten married after Data gets his emotion chip in for good this time. Semi-headcanon. Because of a fic, obvs. This one. http://archiveofourown.org/works/91834