By: Maggie

Former English teacher gives that an F, then gossips about it with everybody else. Or, as I actually did do once for a disturbingly similar situation, call a conference, all-caps DISCUSS, force a rewrite, and still give a grade based on the original submission.

Related: Lindsay Graham asked Loretta Lynch today if gay marriage was the same thing as polygamy.

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