By: Vanessa

In reply to nicolegertrude.

gah, this is why i love serial commas! but they’re not autostraddle style so we don’t use them which is fine but this is so confusing now! to be clear (because it is OH SO important to this recipe that everyone understand the nature of my relationship with lemon and my gf, who are two separate people, naturally):

“last weekend Lemon, my girlfriend and I had a joint birthday party”

so this sentence indicates that lemon (person 1), my girlfriend (person 2), and i (person 3) had a party. during that party, lemon smeared this pudding all over my girlfriend’s face. we all forgot about it until i looked through the photos on my camera in the morning.

i am very sorry for the confusion. i will ask my gf if her skin felt softer after lemon attacked her with pudding. i will also love serial commas forever and ever amen (but respect that we do not use them in this publication.)